This Facial Massager Will Breathe Life Into Your Face
If you took every hyperbolic thing I said literally (as in, the definition that predates the internet) my life would “change” 7 days a week, on average . Whether by way of a power peel, the combination of aloe, rosewater, and herbs, the line-up of the best moisturisers in the biz, or in this case the Face Massager that changed my life, I’d become a reinvented woman as frequently as you eat smashed avocado on toast.
Thankfully, you’re a discerning bunch, and can thus tell the difference between a life-changing event – winning the lottery, moving overseas, breaking up with a long-term partner – and my assignment of the word to things that are probably not going to seriously alter the course of my existence here on Earth.
The latest product that probably hasn’t significantly changed my life, but that has definitely made my skin much more palatable to the eye, is The Body Shop's Twin-Ball Revitalising Face Massager.
Up until very recently, my fingers played the role of masseuse to my face.
If you took every hyperbolic thing I said literally (as in, the definition that predates the internet) my life would “change” 7 days a week, on average. Whether by way of a power peel, the combination of aloe, rosewater, and herbs, the line-up of the best moisturisers in the biz, or in this case the Face Massager that changed my life, I’d become a reinvented woman as frequently as you eat smashed avocado on toast.
Thankfully, you’re a discerning bunch, and can thus tell the difference between a life-changing event – winning the lottery, moving overseas, breaking up with a long-term partner – and my assignment of the word to things that are probably not going to seriously alter the course of my existence here on Earth.
The latest product that probably hasn’t significantly changed my life, but that has definitely made my skin much more palatable to the eye, is The Body Shop’s Twin-Ball Revitalising Face Massager.
Up until very recently, my fingers played the role of masseuse to my face. They were to the facial massager what a 60-minute budget Thai massage is to an afternoon spent at Endota Spa. Nice, but decidedly inferior.
Massaging your face is really good for it. This nifty little mate helps to stimulate circulation and improve blood flow, which brightens and firms the skin.
And, it’s simple to use if you follow our 5-step process. Say “laters” to your former life, guys, because this massager is about to mother flippin’ CHANGE it!
Just kidding – but it will help to give you a way brighter complexion by improving your skin’s elasticity and reducing puffiness/wrinkles. Here goes!
Words, Madeleine Woon. Photography, Dakota Gordon.
Oil up, ladies! The recommended oil to use for this little gem is The Body Shop’s Oils Of Life Intensely Revitalising Facial Oil. It’s a great option for a litany of reasons, but since I have become so obsessed with my African Botanics Pure Marula Oil, and can’t imagine any other product that I’d want to get plump (in the face) with more, I’m choosing it as my anti-ageing weapon.
Send out a PSA to your housemates/family/significant other to let them know that this is not another sex toy you bought from Par Femme, but rather a nimble device for your ageing face. Then get going on your chin, girl! Move the massager in motion while you listen to Kanye West’s “Fade” and imagine how good your chin – and the body and face attached to it – is gonna look at the club, while you get down to the certified top banger of 2016.
Time to get going on your cheeks, pals. Roll the massager over your face from left-to-right.
Slide the face massager from left-to-right over your forehead. I’d recommend listening to Drake’s “The Motion” like I do, if you are also fond of on-the-nose, in-jokes with yourself.
Lastly, give it a go on your neck by moving it gently up and down. Repeat each step three times, then start your day or, go to sleep, knowing you are on your way to a life of fabulousness.
