When we were in girlhood, the most luxurious our shower gear got was a jumbo sized Palmolive Milk & Honey pump pack.  It was like all our Christmases had come at once; it was luxe, creamy, expensive (compared to the old Imperial Leather bar soap we’d become so accustomed to).

Now that we’re all grown up (well, some of us), that giddy feeling you get when you upgrade your shower game hasn’t changed.  The only thing that’s changed is our bank balances, and the knowledge that with a little bit of investment, your every day shower can go from 0 to 100.

Truth be told, showers are one of the most important times in our day; A chance to relax, practice mindfulness, and procrastinate. Procrastinate about getting out of the shower. Procrastinate about getting dressed for work. And mostly, just procrastinating for procrastinating sake.

So we figure as long as we’re in there, we may as well make it as enjoyable as possible. So read on for five of the best, tried-and-true, effing delish, srsly luxe body cleansers. And not a Palmolive pump pack in sight.